Verse 1:

There’s a 55 Ford on blocks in our backyard

I could cus every time I mow…’round that old car

He keeps sayin’ he’s gonna paint this house someday

He’s got work to do…but all he wants to do is play

Chorus:

He’s watchin’ satellite TV…Listenin’ to his CD’s….sippin’ on a PBR

He’s into NFL today…while the PGA…is tapin’ on his VCR

If he ain’t yelling at me…it’s at the referee…who made that lousy call

If they can send one man to the moon….Why Can’t They Send Them All?

Verse 2:

Heaven knows I love that man of mine

I wish I could say that he’s…one of a kind

But in a big man’s body…he’s just another little boy

Lord knows….he drives me crazy with his toys

Repeat Chorus:

Bridge:

If you look through the history pages…Ya’ see a lot of things have changed

But down through the ages…Men have just stayed the same

Repeat Chorus and tag:

If they can send one man to the moon...Why Can’t They Send Them All?

Why Can’t They Send Them All?:

Written by: Kim Williams / Linda Gravelle / Joyce Rouse

(Sony / ATV Tunes LLC/Kim Williams Music/ASCAP * Maypop Music BMI * Rousehouse Publishing/ASCAP)